How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
do herpes really smell.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
