i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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