Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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