I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
