If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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