when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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