laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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