The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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