apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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