i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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