Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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