We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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