He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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