Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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