people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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