Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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