at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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