just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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