I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It's blow job season.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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