Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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