sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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