How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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