There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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