Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
there is puke in my bra ... again
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