Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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