p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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