Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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