Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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