We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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