But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
