thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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