I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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