Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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