Are we in a gay sports bar?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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