He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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