Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Can I color on your dick again?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
