Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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