Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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