singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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