its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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