dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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