i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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