from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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