I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
