I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Umm I'm too high to move.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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