come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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