normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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