But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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