i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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