That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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