found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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