Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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