yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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