I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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