Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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