Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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